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When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.
Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.
Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.
The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"
The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".
When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk
When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.
Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again
I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.
I’m drunk again
I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk