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A creative joke to play on your fellow man.
1.have you seen D
2.d who
1.DEEEEEEZ NNUUUUUTTTTTS
2.your an asshole
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n. a slang term for "homosexual"
he's a decent fella and everything, but listening to all that Ricky Martin means he must be a butt nut
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Short for "a right-wing nut". Popularized in blogs and throughout the Internet. Used to refer to those who unquestioningly accept and repeat right-wing propaganda no matter how outrageous or unbelieveable.
As opposed to normal conservatives who have relatively independent minds--those few that remain.
"Fox News could say that Invisible Martians came down and hid Iraq's Weapons Of Mass Destruction and the wing-nuts would believe it."
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Not to be confused with that kid P-Nut, I am talking about the bassist for 311. P-Nut has been a long time friend to members of the band & has a style that is all his own. He plays Warwick bass guitars (and now amps) and has 3 signature models, and also plays some stock models made by the company. His signature models are close to the Streamer lines, and do not forget his use of the five string bass. His playing style is unique because he can bust his ass on slap/solo stuff but then steps back into the pocket and lays down some of the best grooves I have heard. From the early demo's even to Uplifter, I can say that I am most impressed with P-Nut in how original he is & still is pushing as a musician. He started learning some upright bass awhile back and is always trying to create new sounds and riffs that stay true to his sound. That might sound cliche but he really plays his parts in a way different way than most bassists from the early 90s and on. Don't start with the Flea comparison, 311 and RHCP are way different. Funk vs Reggae? come on... He is my biggest inspiration (been playing for 7yrs now....f***) and was caught by the police un-clothed so they used the "311" police code, resulting in the band name...or so I have heard. Check out his bass lines, youtube videos, and pick up some of your old 311 records if you have any.
"When we're on the road P-Nut rolls it up, throw me a joint on stage what's up" Offbeat Bare Ass//311
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When youre a 12 year old little boy, in your room at midnight and all you can think about is going online and watching some big tittied bitches jump around their bedroom. So you unzip your pants and apply some lotion to your shrimp non-existant dick and wrap your baby hands around that shrimp and pretend like you finally got a girl and managed to get inside her pussy but you didnt, obviously. So you then become a regular Nut-Buster
12 yr old: AaAAaaAaAaAaAaAaaaHhHhH
french fry dick: *explodes*
12 yr old: wOooOw
12 yr old: I GUESS IM A NUT-BUSTER NOW!!!
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Its a month for boys to stop jerking off and see how long they could last
bestfriend: hey its no nut November,how long did you last?
Other bestfriend: bro like 4 hours,how long did you last?
Bestfriend:like 5 or 4 days
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semen, cum, sperm, splooge, anything ejaculated from the penis that comes from the nut, or scrotum.
My nut butter went all over josh's face
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