National kick tall people day

On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences

Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY

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and people in hell want ice water

a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.

Mommy": "And people in hell want ice water.

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National Throw Tall People Day

In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.

"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"

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people who watch tiktoks at 3am

a dumb fucking bitch

we are people who watch tiktoks at 3am

Say it again louder for the people in the back.

When someone preaches some truths, you use this phrase (usually in comment sections online) as a way of agreeing.

For instance on Facebook you may have:
Person A: "You should never blame a whole group of people for the actions of a few people within that group!"
Person B: Say It Again Louder For The People In The Back.

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Oh shit, brown people.

Verb, The act of holding one's purse closer, calling one's children away, crossing the street or leaving the area such as a gym or cafeteria in response to the presence of ethnic persons on the part of Caucasians.

Normally used in the context of "to pull a-"

"As soon as Pedro and Maria walked into the classroom, everybody pulled an oh shit, brown people. Some lady wouldn't even let her kid go to the bathroom until Pedro and Maria left the Building.

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white people snack tray

those meat and cheese and fruits platters.

Hey jonah wanna get those white people snack tray

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