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The greatest collab since Kayne and jay z
frosted flake and special k are the greatest rappers of all time.
Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.
Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.
In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...
-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"
drinking game: drink and make one cup of tea everytime you...
-feel that really empty feeling
-start shaking uncontrollably
-feel like they hate you because they do you worthless trash
-when they leave and it's your fault that they did
-when theyre mad and its your fault
hey youre playing izzy's special drinking game?
hey yeah. im really upset that this wont be published so im gonna play this to cope.
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When you have no desire to move and you want to play games all day.
"Sit all day special...Zach Moss, Zach Moss"
When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.
I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.
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