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when a person wipes their butt when they still have a little bit of poo that has not fallen into the toilet, making for a much messier clean up.
Uh-Oh Mashed Po-turd-oes! I accidentally plastered that cling-on all up my backside!
A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..
That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"
A pet name for a certain thinly talented and heavily tattooed pop superstar, Justin Bieber, who is responsible for the most overplayed and annoying song in history, Sorry. Bieber spent the first years of his life in Stratford, a small town located about two hours west of Toronto. To us, he is just another obnoxious pretty boy who needs a timeout for bad behavior.
The Little Turd from Stratford gets more airplay than everybody else. If that's the best that Canada could offer, then I'm moving to the States.
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A word that makes it to "word of the day" status on urbandictionary.com which is not actually in common usage but is in fact the creation of a modern-day Shakespeare-wannabe.
Dude 1: "Hey, dude, I don't want to go with my girlfriend to the opera this November."
Dude 2: "Dude, tell her that it is... uh.. Brovember, and that you have to hang out with your bros." (polishes off bottle of Jagermeister)
Dude 1: "Awesome, if I post it on Urban Dictionary then I can show her that this is a real thing and then I won't have to go!"
Satan (listening nearby): "I will ensure that this becomes an Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day. Muhuhuhahaha!"
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The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.
I gotta sneeze.
Didn't you say you had to shit, too?
Yeah, so what...
Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.
Says whom?
Newton's Turd Law, read a book.
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1. an unattractive boy who thinks he is so cool and decides to treats girls like crap and make them cry
2. a ugly ass boy who calls his girlfriend horrible names and continues to do it when she tells him to stop.
3. a boy who doesnt realize his girlfriend is beautiful and the best and treats her like shit and calls her a bitch for no reason and accuses her of cheating.
One of my beautiful friends was going out with a little scrawny doushbag turd who got mad at her for no reason and repeatly called her a bitch and always told her to shut the fuck up. He treated her with no respect and made her cry many times. Guys like this are known as "Little Scrawny Doushbag Turds."
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An insult which originated in Dear Dumb Diary, a children's book by Jim Benton. Generally means an old person who hates kids and likes to beat their 40-year-old-son over the head with their cane.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
a) A dumb, brainless ninny
b) A rich, happy rock star
c) A mean and sour old turd
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