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You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
Either way you are in a mess and big trouble. You just aren't doing to well.
When my wife walked out because I wouldn't help her becuase I thought what she was doing was wrong. She gave me the choice to change my mind and follow her, if I really loved her, or sit at home and never see her again. I was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive
Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"
Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"
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a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks
That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.
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Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.
If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.
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When a woman usually looks older than her actual age. Usually a result of drinking, smoking and screwing all night, then going to work at the factory the next day.
Oh my God! Wanda sure looks like she's been Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet. I wouldn't bang her with my dog's dick!
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describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;
the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule
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Taking amphetamines (adderall or other ADD drugs) or a similar stimulant with a strong cannabis edible, followed at any time by LSD. The stimulant keeps you wide awake and alert and ready to dance while the strong dose of marijuana has psychedelic, added euphoric, and calming effects. The LSD increases the psychedelic effect, making lights and music sound even stranger and more interesting, an added benefit if one is looking for a replacement for ecstasy. "Magic mushrooms" can also be substituted for LSD, but are less suitable for the situation as they have to be eaten, which is hard enough when on stimulants, and since they don't taste particularly good, is also a detractor. LSD is also much easier to bring into an event such as a concert or a rave.
The combination is very similar to ecstasy, inducing euphoria and empathy, making your body experience remarkable pleasurable sensations, making lights, music, and costumes (or what have you) more exciting, while also allowing a person to stay up all night (dancing, sexing, etc) while being MUCH much safer, MUCH less toxic, and MUCH less harmful to the users brain, mind, and emotions.
Also, in states that allow medical use of cannabis, the 360 HARD flip can be obtained almost completely legally. LSD is currently illegal however, but adderall is being prescribed to 4 year olds, and cannabis is finally starting to scare politicians and old people less.
This also means you will be having a fun time raving all night without the mystery of what was in the pill you just popped. Prescription adderall xr is straight up amphetamines, which are time released in order to keep you up all night, no mystery there. From a marijuana dispensary you will get an extremely concentrated form of the drug in an edible form. LSD is very difficult to cut with anything as its doses come in microscopic amounts.
There is almost never a harsh let down or hangover, and you will always know that your drug combo is going to be pleasurable and safe.
"Last night I 360 HARD flipped for DEADMAU5. I felt like I was rolling balls the whole night, lost myself in those psychedelic mau5 eyes, didn't look half as scary as all the other ravers, and the next day I felt perfectly fine, though understandably a little tired."
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