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An occurrence--usually something that someone says or does--that perfectly exhibits their closeted homosexuality. A pun on 'Example A'.
Example 1:
Person 1: Jerry is totally into Brad. I can just tell.
Person 2: What? Jerry's straight.
Person 1: Jerry is gay.
Person 2: No he isn't!
Person 1: Example gAy: He wore leopard-print skinny jeans yesterday.
Example 2:
I don't understand how Paul's mom still hasn't realized he likes guys. Example gAy: he teaches an 'Urban Tango' class at the learning center on Fridays.
A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.
If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.
These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.
ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks
the process of counting down from 5 in order to make a certain assumption if something is superduper gay.
the gay down:If you hug a friend that is also a male(assuming your a dude), you must count down from 5. Once it reaches zero, its totally turned from friendly to gay. If two hot women do such acts, it is considered super friggin hot, not gay.
Used to indicate that the previous statement made by a participant in a conversation was that of a gay type/orientation
A) you suck like a bitch on a pension
B) gays response
A) fuck you
B) gays response
Repeat as necessary
The moment when one realizes that he or she is homosexual.
I had a gay epiphany at age twelve when my scout master and priest double teamed me and I enjoyed it.
Referring to a fat person being homosexual.
"Yo, is Steven gay?" - Jake
"No, he's Tubby Gay" - Terence
The best feeling in the world. A gay reacharound is when a dude is fucking another dude in the butt while playing with that dude's dick. The prostate pleasure of getting fucked makes the handjob more intense and the top sliding his lubed up hand up and down the bottoms dick makes the top's dick feel so good inside his butt. This causes a vicious cycle of pleasure that makes the guy getting fucked moan loudly with pleasure and ends with him cumming all over. The dude fucking him can feel the bottom's boy pussy clenching on the top's dick and it makes him creampie the bottoms bussy.
Straight man: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. We could all hear you moaning with pleasure all the way across the street while your boyfriend gave you the gay reacharound. Now all my frat brothers are giving each other reacharounds to see what it's like.
Gay man: I couldn't help it, it felt so good when my boyfriend gave me the gay reacharound and came inside my butt.