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Donald Cump

Often played at KKK meetings or conservative hangouts after saying slurs, hating minorities and expressing their unrequited love towards Donald Trump. One player is assigned the role of Donald Trump and must wear a full Donald Trump costume. He then must cum in a cup and pass it to another player. On that player’s turn they must say something they love about Trump, gargle the cum and spit it back into the cup and pass it to the next player. If someone doesn’t say anything nice about Trump they must not gargle and pass the cup to another player unpatriotically. The game is over when the song YMCA is done playing.

Oh boy you down to play some Donald Cump? Let’s say nothing bad about him, and gargle our mouths with his cum like true American patriots. I love America

by AltOblvion December 10, 2024


Donald Cump

Often played at KKK meetings or by conservatives at gatherings, one person is Donald Trump and must cum in a cup and pass it to another person. They in turn must say something they love about Donald Trump gargle the cum spit back into the cup and pass it to the next person and repeat. If they don’t say anything great about Trump they must pass the cup without gargling unpatriotically.

Man I love Donald Trump! I love playing Donald Cump in his honor daily with buddies after we’ve said a bunch of slurs and complaining about minorities. Nothing more American than good game of Donald Cump!

by AltOblvion December 10, 2024


Donald Wayne Bond Jr.

Duck, Bruce, James, Indiana Jones

Donald Wayne Bond Jr.

by crazyalready February 25, 2024


donald grabbing

The art of grabbing by the cooter

Wanna go Donald grabbing

by Thedankestmeme lord January 25, 2017


Donaldism

The undying love for Aaron Donald

Me: "Hey do you believe in donaldism"
Friend: "No what's that?"
Me: "It is a belief that Aaron Donald is a god amongst men"
Friend: "No I never new that donaldism sounds amazing"

by Donaldism JJ February 14, 2022


Mc Donalds ball pit

a word that yous say when something is super cool

oh my stars your dress is SO mc donalds ball pit

omg your dress is so cool

by October 10, 2022


Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.

This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.

by doubleghost March 28, 2024

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