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Kevin is big gay. He does loud love to homosexual homosapiens. Although his last name is Magana he is most resembled by the Hindu character "Ravi". Although many women find Kevin attractive, some think he is a piece of shit that looks like a guinea pig. The unfortunate thing is, is that Kevin has chicks on his dick 25/8. However, because Kevin is Big Gay, he does not know how to handle these women. Kevin just wants loud fuck. He does not respect women because he is one of them. The word Kevin is also known as an Ancient Greek wooden dildo. This is quite ironic, considering the fact that Kevin is big gay. Thank you for listening, kevin big gay.
Kevin Magana is big gay. In other words, he loves men.
A Kevin Ghostwell is what we call a god in Ghostwell mythology, not to be confused with a Kevin Pacetti.
A Kevin Shostrom is a Kevin Ghostwell
Kevin zhu is the best boyfriend any girl can ever have he really nice and very handsome I love him very much!
Kevin zhu “Kevin is the funniest person I ever met!”
A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.
Friend: Who's that guy you're crushing over again?
Girl: oh he's that kid Kevin!
These two are MEANT to be. This match usually has things holding them back but they work through it. They also define the definition of a cute couple! Even without eachother they are cute but when they are together it makes them EVEN CUTER! Once these two are together...breaking them up will be difficult no matter the circumstances. They love each-other a lot and they make sure they know that by expressing their love for each-other very often. Sometimes this couple can be considered a little clingy and maybe even a little cringy but honestly it doesn't bother them what the other people think. Usually haters will try to break them up by starting rumors but it doesn't work because they trust each other with anything. But my point is... you want your relationship to be like theirs,even if you wont it-mitt it!
Person 1:''How are they so cute?!"
Person 2:"They are so perfect for each other its kinda weird..."
Person 3:"They make me so jealous!"
Person 4: "Why cant me and my boyfriend be like Kevin and Summer?''
When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field
kevin the carrot is literally a goat