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A guy who sucks on another guys nutsack, while brushing his chin around that guys asshole and gets shit all over it.
He said my Mexican Ticklers were givin him a rash, so I had to shave.
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A term which has strange sexual connotation but no real definition. It was created out of a drunken stupor and suggest truly revolting things. An interesting threat or insult to use on people who can't figure out what the hell it means.
"Shut up before I give you a Mexican Bandana, yeah thats right, you won't like it..."
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The tan one acquires after wearing a surgical/paint mask while tanning in Mexico.
Barb came back with a large white spot on her face, she must have gotten a Mexican tan.
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In the UK, when three cars pull up to a three exited mini roundabout simultaneously, everyone has to give way to the car on the right thus resulting in all three cars remaining stationary wondering who should go first. Usually ended by the more confident of the three saying "sod it, me first".
John, Lisa and bob arrived at the forest road mini roundabout at the same time and was locked momentarily in a mexican triangle until lisa (who was in a hurry) decided to go first.
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Hot Tamale, preferably from a road side vendor.
"hey Chico, pull over to that Roach Coach, I wanna get a dozen Mexican popcicles."
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Pedophiles make me wish I wish I died in the Mexican Wisconsin Massacre...
Let's take a trip to Mexican Wisconsin!
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When a guy sticks a toothpick inside of his dick hole and bangs it in until he ejaculates.
"Dude did you see what Jonny did?"
"No why?"
He did a Mexican Pipeline and he came everywhere dude!'
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