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When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself
Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!
Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror
"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)
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Similar to breathing styles in Demon Slayer: Wank Breathing is controlling your breathing so you can wank quietly without breathing heavily.
This style of breathing is utilized when a young male lives with others, but still must get one out.
“Wank Breathing, Second Form: 5 Stroke Finish!”
If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.
Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.
A wank socket is a females genitalia
Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket
A wank dominated by a frantic nerd.
The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.
Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
"Sorry I missed my exams, I had a furious Domi-Wank."
When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'