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poop back and forth through your butt
i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop
verb; action
1. smoking cannabis out a bowl
2. to get high
Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"
Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour
A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.
It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.
When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.
"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night
when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake
After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .