Should have been the main character in Harriet Tubman: The Movie.
Ben: My favorite character is Bigger Long.
To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants
Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long
A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)
The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.
The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.
Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.
A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)
Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!
Example 2:
Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table
When you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit in Derry/
Interviewer: "It's a cold journey to school this morning." frostbit feller: "Oh god you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit."