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thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently

some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 19, 2023


Thomas haynes

the fittest person on earth

woah id that thomas haynes, what a fittie

by Leighm2711 April 21, 2022


Thomas Triangle

A Threesome involving 2 girls and a guy. The guy lies on his back while girl A rides his dick and girl B rides his face while both girls kiss, thus completing a triangle. Girl A can also be flipped around so girl B eats Girl A’s pussy while girl A give the Guy a blowjob but this is very physically exerting and not for amateurs.

Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.

Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them

by Donkey96Nuts December 6, 2022


Amani Thomas

Has a crush on you

……’re mom

Hey, I think Amani Thomas has a crush on your mom

by Amanini January 4, 2023


Thomas Danaher

Thomas Danaher is a yigga. Not a wigga or a nigga. He is a yigga. Don't get it confused.

Hello Thomas Danaher, the yigga, not the wigga or the nigga.

by HarryNoNoDildoFace13 February 8, 2019


thomas burud

The best looking boy in the world, I'm in love with him so much. And he told me after highschool, probably when I'm not dating him, he's going to date Sommer Ray and or Madelyn Cline. I believe he can do it but all his friends doubt him. I love you Thomas ❤️

-Love,

Samantha

Thomas Burud is so handsome and kind, he's going to date Sommer Ray one day!

by MckenZie VandeBrink March 23, 2022


Pulled a thomas

Stupid question
Stupid

Luke just asked a stupid question,
He pulled a thomas

by Est1984 June 26, 2020