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The All-American Rejects are the sweetest, most tightest band ever! And Tyson Ritter is the HOTTTTEST, HOTTTEST, did i mention he was hot? man alive!
I can't go a day without listening to at least one song by the All-American Rejects!
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A competition of absolute manliness.
Teams of usually 3 or 4 must eat a large pizza, drink a 30 pack of beer, a 5th of hard alcohol and then complete a puzzle after all alcohol has been consumed.
A sure way to ensure that you will not remember your night.
The 6 of us died last night competing in the Great American Challenge
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During intercourse after you have inserted the penis, you insert your hand and grasp the penis and beat yourself off till completion inside of her.
"Yesterday night I was banging this of-age women and I gave her the good Ol' All American Handshake. Roll Tide!"
Freezing a hotdog and then sticking it in your butt for pleasure.
I wasn't getting any from my girl last night so I gave myself an American reach around.
Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."
This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.
A fish also known as a snook. A name given to snook when caught out of season.
" Hey man im bringing home some american stripped mullet...good thing its june!"
A Japanese slang term for American battle hardened, emotionally scarred female military with a blunt sense of realism, quiet personality, loud fashion sense and often small of stature but deceptively muscular. Accidentally comes off as intimidating without trying.
Gives off a "dont make me embarrass or hurt you vibe."
Kylie Minogue is Australian but it doesn't matter.
Don't screw with Staff Sergeant over there, she's a "Kylie Minogue American"