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When your spine gets stuff and hurts
Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner
Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.
I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!
Have you had your smile boner today?
n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job
Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.
An affect of catching a very large bass of any type. (Fresh water or salt water)
1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.
2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.
After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.
1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.
Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.