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When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"
"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
When you load a large amount of dip up on one side of your jaw. Usually occurs when playing baseball
“Dude, I just loaded up a jaw burger and hit a home run 400 feet to dead center field.”
To eat a shlong in burger form🙃
Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger
A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.
When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it
#Cuckold
Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce
Defined as the bad quality burgers served in less than desirable joints which when cooked give off a horrible garlic type smell which resonates through the air for miles from the restaurant extractor. Normally found on the province of Magaloof on the Spanish island of Majorca.
Dude “Man, what is that disgusting smell that keeps blowing down wind?
Chick “Dude, it’s those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers they serve down there…you can get a frickin’ egg put on top too, how weird is that man?!
Local Amigo “Hey man, that be some mighty fine local fricassee you be cussin’ there!”
An insult used to make fun off one who’s given and/or received oral sex from another, who’s forename/surname sound like Burgers.