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When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.
When a heterosexual couple partakes in unprotected intercourse and neither partner sweats yet the male achieves orgasm and the female conceives a child; this applies only when the people are related to one another
“Why does Jimmy look so messed up all the time?”
“He’s a cold fusion baby.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”
Fucking with somebody with zero fucks given.
That is some stone cold fuckery!
Opposite of body heat. The effect your body has on a hot object when you are colder than it.
Davis really noticed his body coldness when the hot tub started cooling down.
A cold root is when someone gets a root for shits and gigs with an ugly chick
You should get a cold root. What's that. Well its not a hot one.
When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo
Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!
When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.
girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”
5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”