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National I like ya cut g is on August 6th
Are you coming to National “I like ya cut g” day with me?
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Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales
Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!
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The phrase is used as advice for impatient drivers (usually impatient, incompetant yuppy sorts in overly expensive cars) who hesitate when a much slower car approaches the intersection (usually driven by an old fart with a handicapped sign on the mirror). If the yuppy waits, he will inevitably be trapped behind the slow old fart for a long time. Thus the advice, "first cut them off, then flip them off" intended to not only offend the other driver by cutting them off, but also to infuriate them by giving them "the bird" immediately thereafter. A totally un-called-for move which is very hilarious, it is also summed up by the phrase, "those who hesitate, wait". Either phrase perhaps best summarizes the attitude of extreme, offensive driving- skills not taught in your average Driver's Ed Class.
"Frank slowed down at the intersection, but when he saw that handicapped sign on the approaching car in the cross traffic, he gunned it without stopping. As the tires squealed around the corner, he rolled the window down and flipped off the cross traffic. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied, "first cut them off, then flip them off". Man, Frank is an asshole!"
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To perform any sexual act on a desk, involving actual nuts, or with specific attention paid to the testicles.
If the act is oral, also known as a Snickersjob.
As there was little to do that day, and not many people were around, Dwayne and Jason decided to ask Johanna if she felt like cutting up a Snickers bar
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like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.
Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..
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What one gets paid when living in Florida.
Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.
A complete asshole. Deserves the death penalty.
Hold on, this little peice of shit just cut me off on the interstate! Can I legally open fire?!
Who is the person who cut you off?
I don't know, some dick in a new corvette.
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