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A commond bond in both subjects having fucked the same vagina.
Goddamnit Bobby, are we really dick brothers now? Man I better get checked!
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Dick dingers is the act of two men snorting drugs off eachothers erect penises then having anal sex afterwards
Mike: Hey Matt wanna come over and do some dick dingers later?
Matt: Yeah sure if your boyfriends not home.
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The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.
Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.
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Small ammounts of urine left behind on the toilet seat by some guy who recently blasted a deuce.
I wanted to use the first stall but the toilet seat was covered with dick dribble. So, I decided to just hold it.
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1. A muscle spasm in a mans penis 2. An insult to someone who is being a douche
1 Damn, sometimes I get these really bad dick twitches making my meat go left and right. 2 Shut the fuck up you stupid dick twitch.
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Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.
I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.
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When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.
Yo man, your car is slow as dick.
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