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To slay the catholic dragon is to seduce a devout catholic girl and have sex with her, her willingly choosing to do it. It is a skill that only masters of seduction have.
With hard work and patience, Alex has finally succeeded in slaying the catholic dragon. He truly is a master of seduction.
a Dalmatian inside a dragon fruit!
made by-Moriah Elizabeth
"I searched dragon fruit Dalmatian and found nothing"
You release so much cum at such a high rate that when you cum inside the ass the cum travels through the persons body and comes out of their mouth
Yeah I summoned a asian sky dragon with sherry last night . No way I summoned one last week
Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.
“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”
When you are having sex with a woman and pour hot sauce into her anal cavity. The woman then unloads flaming hot diarrhea onto the man.
Jeffrey: WOW that Louisiana Fire dragon was insane!
Jennifer: That shit burned, but it felt great afterwards. Thanks Jeffrey!
A woman whose genitals are infected with herpes.
"oh man you don't want to get that... She's a fiery snap dragon"-Charlie
"Oh, thanks man, I wouldn't want to wake up with the herp."-Alex.
Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.
Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..
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