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The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”
Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
My drunk gauge worked.
A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.
Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
That moment after you drink where you act stupider and say stupider things, and although you consciously know you're doing it because you're drunk, you do it anyways.
"Why'd he say that? He only had 2 drinks."
"Because he was in a stage of drunk ambiguity."
June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.