A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....
Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".
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The French.
Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large
"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
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The name of a collection of plays produced in San Francisco. The play on words is in reference to Marie Antoinette's alleged quote "Let Them Eat Cake." Because San Francisco is known as the most openly gay city in the United States, the slogan emerged from an SFSU playwright as ironic commentary in order to protest against the "gay" egocentric image oriented consumer world: "Let Them Eat Snatch"
Person: Why is Ryan Seacrest such a vain closeted asshole?
You: Just "let them eat snatch..."
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a look someone gives with you when they have a great deal of hate for you... a way to tell someone to fuck off with out having to say a word
Did you see when my ex boyfriend came in? he gave me a total eat shit and die look
wendy just gave me an eat shit and die look. i didn't do anything to her
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"I like girls who eat carrots." Said Louis Tomlinson in one of the few One Direction video diaries. He didn't mean he literally likes girls who comsume carrots but meant he likes girls who give head. if you don't know what giving head means then you're probably too young or you're just a boomer. And here's a little advice, if you don't understand what it means, DON'T ask your parents. or you're up for a very uncomfortable lecture.
Louis : i like girls who eat carrots
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
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to eat one's dust; to forcibly make one eat your shit by owning them.
OMG, you just got owned, "nigga eat my shit".
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They eat pussy.
Jessica: josh eats oatmeal
Amy: guys who eat oatmeal ate pussy
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