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Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.

They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.

by Communi February 18, 2021


fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by barbaroja August 8, 2023


Fake Queuing

When some dumb nerd on eternal return says there queuing but they aren't

Super cringe

When some nerd says "I'm queuing for ranked solos/duo/squads" then doesn't queue that's when someone is "Fake Queuing"

by Mr Briggs June 13, 2022


fake genius

some kids in prepuberty/puberty use to call themselves genius in Minecraft, Youtube, etc, by using an intentional perfect ortography and "being" a prodigy 10 years old kid that plays piano, is 1'85 metres tall, speaks 7 languages, is a professional drawer, knows programming, and most importanly: they have Asperger so they dont do jokes (all this bullshit is for winning a online girl and/or being an edgy/dark anime character).
IRL they are 13 years otakus Minecraft hackers, 1'65 metres tall, knows one language (maybe 2), draw stickmans and does Minecraft 2x2 piston doors.

online gamer girl: how are you mr_anonyrexgamerpro?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Hello, how are you.
ogg: how was your day?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Fine, I read a physics book all day, I drew an hiperrealistic drawing and I compose a new song in piano.

by xzzy October 22, 2019


fake svelte

Un-svelte, obese, grossly overweight

Donald Trump on a golf course with his shirt tucked into his pants is fake svelte man!

by Mr Mystereious July 4, 2024


fake is the case

If the package (case) is fake whats inside is (usually) as well.

The first and easiest sign that it's a "fake is the case" it comes with.

by MarkusOla September 3, 2015


fake ass friend

RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

by ur momma.com August 10, 2022