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when a guy is letting someone know when they are going to bust.
Dan says to jill fire in the hole
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when eating a girl out who has a bush, you whip out a grill lighter and ignite her pubes, then you finish the job, taking into consideration the fact that you are at risk for 3rd degree burns to the face
dude, i cajun forest fired that chick yesterday and now i can barely feel my face!
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the act of sprinkling hot sauce on male sex organs (preferably asian) while the woman proceeds to suck and starts coughing until the male ejaculates a zesty fire cum down the females throat so she breathes fire from her mouth for a week resembling a dragon
ask your mom and dad...thats how you became.
I gave my bitch an asian fire dragon and she singed my pubes off. looks like im goin brazilian for a while.
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When a man dunks his friendly penis inside a bucket of gasoline and stares deeply at the targeted anus of his partner. Soon after he ignites his penis into a sexual infernal, he thrusts it hard into his partners anus, while going in and out to try to put out the flame. In some country's, this is the highest level of sexual intercourse.
Brian: "hey Brad are you going to get it in tonight?"
Brad: "yeah brah Im going to majorly fire in the hole!"
Brian: "smart."
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On my path to eternity in HELL there was a demon behind me. the demon carried with him a small and simple plastic guitar. When I arrived at the gates of HELL, the demon began to play a song, and when he finished playing this song (perfectly as in 100% correct) the gates opened and out of these gates poured more half naked drunken twin sluts than any Army of men could ever handle. this song was called "Through the Fire and Flames"
And on the eighth day Satan said-- "God! what thow has doneth here is Gay" and proceeded to creating "Through the Fire and Flames "
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When several people get out of a car at a stoplight, and have sex on top of the car. A sex act that is extremely difficult to pull off, and has an extremely high probability of arrest. DO NOT ATTEMPT
Did you see those two have sex on their car??" "No, i can't believe anyone would try the Japanese Fire Escape!
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when you cum in the girls mouth you smack here in the back of the head for it comes out her nose
dude i gave that bitch a chinese fire dragon and she threw up
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