First Sniff of Death

When you walk in to a toilet cubicle at work realising someone else has just been there and you can only hold your breath for so long.

The First Sniff of Death is that first breath.

Buddy: "You look a bit pale. Everything ok?"
Me: "I went to the can and realised too late that Colin had just been in before me. The First Sniff of Death melted my sinuses and have permanently damaged my nostrils and lungs".

Chinese Death Stare

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.

Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!

McDonald’s Death Bed

Is the death

McDonald’s death bed is here

lesbian circle of death

The formation that occurs with or without intention towards the end of a party held primarily by queer women. Often resulting in innapropriate and sometimes repetitive conversation due to restricted seating arrangement and having an ex seated on either side.

"I had fun at the party but drew the short straw when the lesbian circle of death happened. They sat me next to Cara!"

Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

Death Star destroyer

A small turd that seems harmless but creates a one in a million backsplash and sends a drop of water right up your ass that causes your nervous system to essentially implode

Everything seemed to be going like clockwork during my after lunch stall one meeting when a Death Star destroyer had me gipping the Handi-rails like grim death

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rolling death face

a person, who under the influence of E and/or Molly looks like death or as if they are NOT having a good time when their face is expressionless, eyes are either rolled back, jittering or lazy without meaning to. However, in actuality, they are in an extreme state of happiness and enjoyment.

Kelly: "OMG, is Anastasia ok?"

Andres: "Oh yeah, totally, she's really feeling it, she just has rolling death face."
Anastasia: 0_0

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