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adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
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When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.
Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.
said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
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a quote to bring attention to someone repeatedly talking about the same commonly and relevantly known subject.
Person 1: Dude! Did you know Brett Favre is returning to the NFL?
Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?
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A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's
OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.
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All yours, whenever the urge strikes you
Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you
iiiiii just wanna tell you how im feeling
you wouldnt get this from any other guy lol
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