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The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
Honeymustard Goat is a pronoun used when sexually attracted to goats bathed in honey mustard
I'm a Honeymustard Goat and I'm proud
The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.
We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.
The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.
I slept so little last week, I think I spent more time in goat hour than in bed!