If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

have a fungus

"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.

Have a fungus

doesn't have it all

A nicer way of calling someone stupid or just flat out wild. It can be used to say someone has a mental disability without saying it at the same time.

Don't make fun of him for failing, he doesn't have it all.

Girls who have dirty bongs

The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.

They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*

Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.

Wow, girls who have dirty bongs are so sexy.

Do you are have stupid

Only true intellectualls use this insult against their lower intelligence foes. When you utter this phrase, the very atoms in your opponents body escape in fear of being obliterated by your overwhelming rizz. All shall fear you, all shall bow and beg for mercy. Now my student. Please be carefull with this power. You could end the world if this is utilised incorrecly. Go. Fly and destroy all the Skibidis, then we can be free.

P1:Your a fucking idiot
P2:*You'r
P1:That's not how y-
P2:DID I ASK
P1:I appologise, you are truly a master of the arts
P1:But, even still
P1:You are not strong enough
P2:Shush, I end you now
P1:HA HA HA, DO YOU ARE HAVE S T U P I D

P2:NANI
P2 lierally gets atomised

Do you are have stupid urban dictonary, I already used the word. Right up there. Well Do you are have stupid is here now. Did you hear that I said the thing.