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The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
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A kids show about a little red racing car named Roary. All they do is race around Silver Hatch all day. It also has a very catchy theme song.
People that are named Roary/Rory are usually tormented by annoying retards. every time they hear someone say Rory they always sing the shows theme-song primarily to piss them off.
Roary the racing car!! .........Roooaaaaaaary my number one star!!!
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Best movie fucking ever, with Ashton Kutcher in it.
Dude, have you seen Dude Where's My Car ? I love that movie so much, I watched it six times this weekend.
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(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.
Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."
Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."
Something that Dhar Mann fans say in his live stream chat.
RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING
RandomUser2: I wash de car
A joke so dirty, only Swedes can understand
Ey dude can you say: 🏃🏼🚗❄️✏️?
Run car snow pen?
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When someone goes too far, the saying is "Too far Blue car" because every word rhymes unlike the term "too far red car" which was coined by a special ed student known as Matt.
"That was Too far Blue Car!"
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