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The greatest musician ever to live (Besides the guys of pink floyd). He wrote the most beautiful songs ever, Imagine.
He married the love of his life, Yoko Ono, who many people claim helped break up The Beatles. Its semi true. But c'mon, it was his true love, you gotta do what you want, when you find the right person, you marry them.
Unfortunatly, in December of 1980, he was shot and killed by some fucker, who the surviving members of the Beatles never talk about, because they dont want him to gain that status that the person who shot JFK did. If you look up both of their names, your a fag, and should go rot in hell.
John lennon is the greatest musical genius, and may god rest his soul.
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if a guy named john has a large penis he can be called papa john
"did you sleep with john last night?"
"yes! he should be named papa john!"
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GWB's choice for the Supreme Court to replace Sandra O'Connor. An extremely intelligent yet cunning conservative who appears to have been planning for the bench all his life by hiding his true beliefs and intentions. To the delight of the conservatives, Roberts appears to be anti-choice and pro-religion. It's highly likely that Robert will be the key to overturning Roe v. Wade in the future.
Bush picked John Roberts because the later has little track record for pundits to analyze and take apart.
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A hottie that used to be on the Howard Stern show and used to fght with Robin Quivers alot.
Stuttering John now works for Jay Leno. If you like my definitions, please see my 1000 thumbs up and give me one for a good cause! Thanks!!
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A very famous celebrity.
Has gone under many disguises including Chuck Norris, Mr T., Donald Trump, Both Olsen Twins, Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan, and the Maid from the Brady Bunch. Some of his most spectacular feats include PKing Zezima, outsmarting the VNS, turning blood into water, walking on water, and being soley responsible for the Fallador massacre using his 1337 H4x0r skillz.
unknown to most, John Henry is Chris Angel's stunt double
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1. The white ring of powder which forms around the nostril in which has been used to snort a powdered drug.
2. 'Elton John' can even be used to name the drug itself. In a non-obvious way i.e, code name to use whilst in public.
The term has absolutely no reference to Elton John (the singer), it simply originated from when a group of people were fucked on illegal substances and couldn't name the drug for obvious reasons so they came up with a completely random name to call it. Not so long after, the name spread round different groups of people and soon enough everyone was using the phrase.
1. "Oi babes look at me, yeah yeah fix your elton john, its showing."
2. -"OH SHIT I FORGOT ELTON JOHN, I FUCKING LEFT IT BACK AT HOME.... "
- "nahh for real? you're gonna have to go back man, we need him tonight we're going clubbing!"
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Similar to "Jody"
He's the hypothetical character who is at home "taking care" of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.
You've been gone from home that long? Well don't worry about her, "Papa John" is keeping your bed warm.
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