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When u murder a live animal that (flies around a night)a black/brownish color BAT
I was driving at night and struck a bat that was flying around ,I feel so #guilty for(killing a bat)
some overdramatic anime shit
Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!
kill me where I stand
When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible
Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.
I said I will kill aespa too bye bye
I said I will kill aespa too bye bye
What most expect a tactical nuke, preferably a nuclear ICBM, they get scammed and are either given one of two things:
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.
Sergeant Rudolf Steiner, one of the squad leaders of the 0th Penal Battalion: “After I killed so many enemies, maybe even obtaining a 25 Kill Streak, I expected a tactical nuke, but only got PTSD.”
When a penis, dildo or sexual toy gets stuck in someone else's vagina or anus.
"Baby, why did you do to kill a mockingbird? Please get it out!"
Completely goofy book. Goofy ahh goofy book. It’s nice to read whenever you don’t have to write 30 annotations on it. I cannot focus and I want to preform a lobotomy on myself all because of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Atticus Finch is hot, though, so.
To kill a mockingbird makes me want to kill myself