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When a friend stands in a driveway and tells you with a smile one her/his face and say's, "I have an idea and watch they will all follow me."
Girl: Can time go backwards?
Guy: They follow me Sally watch, I started it first and they follow me.
Girl: Whatever silly don't be so cocky. How was your day? Are you too busy to talk?
Guy: No, whats up?
Girl: I just wanted to communicate with you.
(5years later)
Guy: We should just do it. We want to have sex. I think you deserve better in life.
Girl: We will ruin or friendship and I have feelings for you already.
Guy: I'll never harm you. If I were a samurai and I could ever save your life would you let me? Roschell told me no.
Girl: (Laughing) Ok, but only if the children can be saved too. (under her breath) I love you____.
*(He didn't hear me because of the traffic at the intersection turning into the drive way of Logan's, I never said it again *until now*)
(10 years later)
Woman: Nice hat
Man: I told you Sally, they follow me.
Woman: For good or bad reasons?
Man: Ra meaning I'm a sledghammer and I'm right
Woman: Are you really? Glad "The Man" gets to runn that's right R. u. N.N. his mouth and away. Never say I didn't warn you. Look like an Ass and a whole bit of never shows up when love calls. Have fun with shallow hallows. Did you ever really love me was that a faced/ad to get me in the sack that many times tricky dixcsnon?
Has he won the Oscar for best preformance but it was all and act? That's why they get called Oscar J Deezy's. When they want to, as they would say "Hit That" all the boys pull out that Oscar winning performance. Then dump you and call you a hoe, hooch, the list goes on...and or a bitch that won't give it up. Sockondeez words smithy Doe!
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A request to be handed either a skittle or a handful of skittles (Not the bag).
Usually hinted with a sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: Skittle me!
Guy 2: *Hands 'guy 1' a Skittle*
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To give the boys some sloppy toppy on a Friday night
Hey groupchat: What time are the boys coming over to slime me
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Too have have extremely hard and fast sex with somebody.
or to tell someone to.
"how do you want it baby?"
"Just shut up and ABC ME!"
"Okay as you wish"
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What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.
Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"
Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"
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Then riddle me this...
Riddle me this: How many riddles does it take to confuse the riddler?
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