Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.

Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.

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Spouse's mother.

My mother-in-law is a good person.

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Spouse's mother.

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Divine mother

A group in ROBLOX filled with angels and demons with their own original game.

Person 1: Hello! Have you ever heard of Divine mother?
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: It’s a ROBLOX group owned by calleiaas

What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.

1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"

Mother fucker

A gender neutral way to identify someone

Person 1: how are you mother fucker
Person 2: im pretty good

This is way better than this

Person 1: how are you dude

Person 2: I iDeNtIfY aS fEmAlE
Person 3: sToP dEmOnIzInG tRaNs PeOpLe By NoT rEsPeCtInG tHeIr PrOnOuN

Mother-fucker!

Mother-fucker!

Used as a greeting to a long lost friend after a long time - "mother - fucker" has nothing to do with sex with a mother.
Used as an exclamation: "hey!! I just won 14 million on the lottery!...". Reply: motherrr-fuckerr! or, you murrrer! (for short)
Also, say it with expression mother fucker! Or as a prelude to entering conflict with an enemy: "Come here mother fucker!!" That sort of thing. "He skidded on some diesel and hit the tree but he's alright": reply exclamation: "mother-fucker!"