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A one night stand, but mega hot sexual encounter with someone that has lasting memories you take to the grave...
Frankie: So who was she?
Stevie: Don't know.
Frankie: Don't know?!!! You said she ripped your heart out!
Stevie: Ah... Ships that pass in the night...
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For one to drinks tons of alcohol and whenever they get done piss the rest of the night
Man Aric is so damn drunk hes just going to be pissing the night away like its no ones business.
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a white kid that knows his shit about cars, lazy, and likes to do shit at night.. its a combination of a mississippi wind chime + midnight at noon + porch monkey = mississippi night monkey...
Nick Roland is a mississippi night monkey !!
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A planned occasion at night which involves skanky ladies that would do just about anything to see some serious desperate meat compete for their stanky holes.
It's ladies night out so no meat allowed. It'll be a taco party,..minus the sour cream of course.
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The feeling you get when you stay up until all hours of the night, whether for work or play, then other people rub it in your face that they got up earlier than you.
"Yeah, I slept until 2pm, I was so tired from being up so late."
"I got up at 5am to go for a run before work"
"Shut up, you're giving me night owl guilt."
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To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex
She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggles
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Cheaply manufactured pistol, usually in caliber .22, that no self-respecting, law abiding citizen would consider using to defend him or herself from some punkass shit wielding said firearm. The rest of us use real guns. Go ahead, Al Gore, ban them. Takes the attention away from the fuckin Brady Bill. Thank God it's over next year. More mags for that L1A1 I'm lookin at.
"Your gun says 'Replica'. My gun says 'Desert Eagle .50'"
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