Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.
"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"
When you relate to someone for something sad or feeling sad & depressed.
"Bro I'm feeling lonely"
"low five then"
Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.
Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..
the annoying ass phrase that rockstar freddy says cuz he wants all your fucking fazcoins
rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt
Sit back and light the five inch adventure
The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.
Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes
Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"
Call- hes gone for a pot noodle