Get your hole

To get sex.

In Ireland, a man may say he got his hole when he got some sex.

Women may appropriate the phrase to mean they got laid too, despite the fact that they are the party with the hole in question, but this is uncommon.

I got me hole last night; met this bird at a bar; she was great!

I saw you leaving the party with that woman. Did you get your hole?

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Calm your tits

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

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master of your domain

Term meaning one who is celibate for a period of time. More specifically, one who refrains from masturbation. From an episode of the television show "Seinfeld", where the main characters have a contest to see who can refrain the longest.

"I'm dating a totally hot chick!"
"But are you still master of your domain?"
"Nope, they were playing a Baywatch marathon all day yesterday."

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floobs your boobs

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids

you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...

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Your granny tranny

Calling ones grandmother a trans is much worse than your mom gay and your dad lesbian combined
when used the sun moves one inch closer to earth

Carl:Your mom gay lol
Bob:Your dad lesbian
Frank: your granny tranny
The sun engulfs mercury

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hes in your bed

but im in your twitch chat

hes in your bed

but im in your twitch chat

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call your guy!

When you think you’re going to have an easy night out then you decide you need a substantial amount of drugs and need to call your go-to dealer.

Brian said he wasn’t doing any coke last night but after three beers he kept screaming “call your guy!” and we got an 8ball.

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