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When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of
A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did
meaning that someone is talking about a incorrect topic.
A: i just got 100 dollars!
B:who asked?
The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.
If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
phrase used by people who dont have real life friends
"My dad died 2 years ago in a car crash"
"WhO aSkEd?"
Basically saying that nobody cares about what you just said
Whenever my friend says something out of the blue, I say “Who asked”.
The most unoriginal shit someone can say
A: "Millions of people died at the holocaust"
B: "Who asked?"
A: "Shut your bubblegum dum dum looking ass wannabe filthy bitch".