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When someone is really listening to you, but they are trying to make you think that they are ignoring you.
As I was talking to Nicholas about my expectations, he side ignored me.
Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct
Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business
“So your girl isn’t really your girl?”
“No, I’m her side dick.”
"Damn whiteney, what's that in your ass"
"Oh just my side hole, wanna lick it?"
when layla says something dumb
layla called me a dog, domestic side eye
When you drop something that's coming straight for you, or when you miss the perfect catch.
Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."