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No condom
Freezer only
Final destination
When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo
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when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying
"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"
"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".
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the out of this world out of body slimy alien mass that passes to a free world for a swim after one partakes in a colon cleanse for health, not just for fun.
Man, Tam just passsed a poop alien last night after a hard night of colon cleansing.
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Lighthearted mockery of a below par, sub-standard indie band or of someones crappy musical taste.
Nice collection of indie poop you have there Calvin! your such a belle end sebastian!!!
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The wonderful result of eating an entire pizza
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Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.
Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!
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after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet
dude i just took a massive panda poop
awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet
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