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The true masters of donkey punch, (see donkey punch)
The name of a xbox 360 clan from Ireland
(xbox live anygame are clan legends of donkey punch)
Killer77: lol weres my lucky charms
Apoc: we dont have lucky charms in ireland fatboy
Killer77: lucky charms lol
Apoc: if you want to make fun of us just say "spud"
Killer77: luc...ky...cha..rms (you cant really hear the the fat wee cunt coz hes eatin again)
Church HD: rite kid fuckin bend over its "Donkey punchin time"
Marx: lol thats wrong...
Church HD: the only wrong thing there is, his dad is next
La gov: yeaaa!
Ryan wolfe: bring out the gimp.
Didy: omg
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Before sex with girlfriend place a friend in your closet or cupboard with a cricket bat, get your girlfriend and start fucking then give your mate the sign, he jumps out and bats her round the head.
"Hi nick here's the bat, there's the closet Jump in and i will grab Jenny when i give you the signal jump out and Extreme Donkey Punch her"
"Now!!"
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the act of masturbating.
" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."
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A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".
I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night
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When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...
The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..
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A yummy soft drink similar to Pepsi in taste and marketability.
Want some clown punch?
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Saint Louis punk band that makes fun of everyone while on stage, but mainly themselves.
Im going to go see PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE get wasted and play punk rock in Saint Louis.
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