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If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.
1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!
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There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.
1. Eye contact
2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek
4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout
6. Hickey on Neck
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Makeout with shirts off
9. Finger / Handjob
10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy
11. Sex
12. Sex with role play
13. Threesome
14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.
P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro
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The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.
America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...
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A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.
LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
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When two gay guys are doing anal and the one getting pounded sharts on the others male reproductive organ and the one who got sharted on eats the mixture of shit and cum while the other watches and takes notes.
Yo wassup wanna go watch Boss Baby 2 (Gone sexual 3am)?
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only the best song in the world
say anything sings the best song in the world...its called wow, i can get sexual too
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Being sexually attracted to men in the age range of their 30s-40s and typically these men are in emo rock bands in which they sing about death and their feelings. they typically have red, black, or brown hair and scream a lot. More specifically, they are most likely to be found in New Jersey or Ohio. This sexually is very hard to pursue, considering these men are 20+ years older than you, they are married, they have kids, and they don’t even know you exist even though they saved your life.
Omg you’re so pretty, are you lesbian?
Oh no you see, I’m middle aged emo boy sexual
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