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When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.
Note- this will only work in Africa
When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too
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When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.
Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!
Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?
Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.
Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
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a female who gets ballsy after a few cocktails
Kiki was crazy last night , she had huge drunken balls...
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A term used in place of something shitty, or for someone who is clearly an idiot.
Connor; Zach did you see that Josh kid at the race this weekend?
Zach; yeah.him and his bike are fucking shot balls, Hey
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Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.
Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."
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An English Bloke. One with a large rugby type build and a perma-smile.
Someone who recieves stickers of little stewie griffin and puts them on their desk in remembrance of thier undercover lover.
Oh, Hey Stu. Who's a good little Stu ball? Your're a good little stu ball.
Oh that's so cute, how about i throw a fuckin dart in your neck.
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An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.
Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.
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