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When you drown your partner in monster energy while they suck your dick.
Guy: "lets do a monster quickie"
Girl: "mmmm okay"
When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle
It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.
A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
“OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”
its a monster
THE ALL MIGHTY SPAGGATI MONSTER IS COMING
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW THE F**K DOWN
The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."
a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster
A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"