Tea with Mother

Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.

when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.

the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

You mother

You mother is a lego english weird shit cause he weird titanic mothers so you mother not good lmao

go you mother! make you mother!

Mother Wiggin'

Freaking out on someone in a motherly way.

"The driver next to me was texting while she was driving and I rolled down my window and totally started mother wiggin' on her."

mother mom

an unnamed mother
a female weirdo older than person using it

oh my god! It's mother mom!

Mother Birding

When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.

"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"