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Computer slang for "peeing in my pants". When lol, rotfl, or lmfao just doesn't convey how hard one is laughing, pimp takes it a step further.
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao
Dave: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!
P- Pissed; I- In; M- My; P; pants
Pissed in my pants💧💧👖
Larry- dude come and check out this hot girl
Carl-I can’t dude I just pimp
A pimp is simply the opposite of a simp,
Someone who doesn't fall in love easily,
Someone who thinks bitches ain't shit.
James is a pimp, he don't give a shit about a hoe
Someone who make a living off of prostitution.
Has a hoe or multiple hoes.
Is probably low-key gay.
Most likely a narcissist sociopath & borderline psychotic.
Think they're so cool/fly because they got hoes and they pimpin.
Think that they can run the world with hoes.
Will probably try to knock your mom, sister, niece, Granny, pappy, brother, best friend - basically anybody that is desperate enough to pay a pimp or get pimped.
Probably someone's baby daddy.
9 time out of 10 are women beaters.
Prostitutes In My Possession
I don't know what you heard about me
But a b!tch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherf***in' PIMP