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One of the best universities of New South Wales, Australia. Best know for their excellent philosophy department.
Famous actor Russell Crowe studied philosophy of the university of Wooloomooloo.
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Northwestern State University. NSU. A 4 year university located in Natchitoches, LA. Home of the Demons. The symbol of their school is a set of 3 columns left over from a plantation home that burned on the land. NSU was established in 1884. NSU is also home to a ghost by the name of Isabella. Legend tells that she lived in the plantation home that burned. Today NSU is known for its fantastic football team, and their mascot Vic was featured on Spike TV when someone recorded Vic and an opposing mascot having a fist fight during a game. When people say they went to Northwestern many people confuse it with the school located in Illinois.
I went to Northwestern State University. No, not the Northwestern in Illinois.
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A well known, private university offering postsecondary degrees, with a reputation for bucking the average and ordinary government controlled ED system.
Quickly earning a reputation as one of the most difficult online universities in the U.S.
I earned my PHD at Warren National University.
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yeah super chill bro chill. pretty chill school maahn so chill
so what about applying to the loyola marymount university? I heard its pretty CHILL
well i heard everyone there's a pretentious douchebag with rich parents that couldn't get into a real school.
oh yea, shit i forgot.
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A 4 year teaching University in Downcity Providence Rhode Island.
Known mostly for its culinary and hospitality programs, it offers many degrees in Technology, and Business as well.
It's also down the hill from more prestigious school such as BROWN UNIVERSITY and the RHODE ISLAND SCHOOL OF DESIGN (RISD) (Shit tends to roll down hill...)
The students like to think there the best thing sliced sliced bread, when there a group of mostly spoiled brats who couldn't buy their way into a better school.
Brown U Student1: You don't wanna go across the Providence River
Student2: Why?
Student1: Because, all those wanna be Gottie Johnson And Wales University students are there
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University College Falmouth or UCF as its more commonly none. It includes Exeter Uni and Camborne School of Mines.
If you go here you rule, enuf said!
Girl 1: Wow that girl is REALI cool, bet she goes to University College Falmouth!
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A Christian school in South Bend. Known for the large amount of pompous assholes. Parents begin "preparing" their kids to go there around the age of 1 by making sure they are white, reading them bedtime stories that consist of why God was on their side in the 1988 Catholics vs. Convicts game against those heretic Miami students, and dressing them from head to toe in Fighting Irish babywear. Teach biased academics which, for some reason, are ranked in the top 20 in the country. If you are not Catholic, then don't attend.
People who attend or graduated from Notre Dame are relatively easy to spot. Just look for the rich pale white guy or girl giving a lecture on why abortion is a sin and why Jew's aren't human interspersed with references about "the greatest college football team of all time" and why University of Michigan sucks just because they say so. Remember, what they say goes. They then end their speech with a tone-deaf version of the Notre Dame Fight song and then run to church to ask God for forgiveness for accidentally holding the door open for a Muslim at their golf club a few hours earlier.
UC Berkeley student: Wow, our rugby team just won another National Championship.
University of Iowa student: That's pretty cool, our wrestling team just won it's 23rd national title
Duke University student: Yeah, we just won another basketball championship.
USC student: We won the third Water Polo championship in a row.
Notre Dame University student: Well, we have one of the best overall football records in college history.
All: Dude, fuck off. For the last time, we don't care how successful you're football team USED to be, you're still a fag.
Notre Dame student: I don't care if everybody hates me, as long as I have a football record to brag about!
Duke student: Oh, by the way, Rudy wasn't even that good of a movie.
Notre Dame student: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!(Starts crying and running away)
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