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Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.
I think they still might be watching me.
Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.
Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?
Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned
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Person 1: Can we get 1000 dislikes on this definition?
Person 2: Sure. ill drop a dislike.
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A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.
person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!
Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.
I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
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An edit of Gustavo Fring saying sus instead of gus and people somehow find that funny
"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus" - Gustavo Fring
"My name is sustavo but you can call me Gus" - sustavo Fring
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Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."
17th century idiom.
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.