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Grandma Time

Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.

*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."

by mersbearshippunk March 8, 2009

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Time Fiend

A person or group of people, who are very picky, conscious and exact about time

"jasper, what's the time?"
-"11.43 exactly"
"you're such a time fiend..."

by urban dictionairer January 31, 2010

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meatloaf time

while have anal sex shit on your hand make sure it is the hard shit then just slap it into your partners mouth and say meatloaf time!!

im upset I had meatloaf time last night with Ben

by Sosa69 February 5, 2008

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crunch time

a critical moment or period (as near the end of a game) when decisive action is needed

Player: i can't believe that kid airballed a 3 pointer in crunch time!

by GarbageCollector January 3, 2021

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cat time

Rest and relaxation time (what cats do all the time).

I went home after for some cat time.

by Dorado Jackson August 8, 2006

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Time Troll

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.

The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.

by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018

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time for a muzz

To announce that you're going to have a ciggie, smoke, durrie.

Alright boys, it's time for a muzz.

by xChameleoNx October 5, 2015

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