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To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.
Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.
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Dick dingers is the act of two men snorting drugs off eachothers erect penises then having anal sex afterwards
Mike: Hey Matt wanna come over and do some dick dingers later?
Matt: Yeah sure if your boyfriends not home.
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A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.
Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."
Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."
Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."
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Small ammounts of urine left behind on the toilet seat by some guy who recently blasted a deuce.
I wanted to use the first stall but the toilet seat was covered with dick dribble. So, I decided to just hold it.
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The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.
Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.
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1. A muscle spasm in a mans penis 2. An insult to someone who is being a douche
1 Damn, sometimes I get these really bad dick twitches making my meat go left and right. 2 Shut the fuck up you stupid dick twitch.
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A thing or idea of worthless value, something worthless, regarded with distain, generally used in an insulting manner.
No one give a hobos dick about what you think about our company and its return policy!
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